True Russian Vodka is Not a Cookie:
And now a short memo from the Vice Chairwoman of Ikon True Russian Vodka Svetlana Oushumski Regarding the European Union's decision to expand the definition of vodka.
Hello vodka worker, vodka drinker, hello civilized world. This morning my husband Boris served me pelmani porridge in bed. Boris says to me EU has changed definition of vodka. Now Vodka is everything. It is bird. It is plane. It is even grape. Phooey, I say. I remember my father had vodka vineyard in Kharkov. Every, September we crush bucket of grapes for new vodka vintage. Such time we had. Phooey, Vodka is not Grape. Grape is wine, maybe sometime grappa but not vodka. E.U say that vodka is molasses. Last night I make Boris molasses cookie. "One smooth cookie, "Boris say. But Boris don't put in martini glass and drink it. Molasses is for cookie and Vodka is no cookie. True Russian Vodka, Real Russian Vodka comes from real Russian wheat. It not come by crushing grape in bucket or baking cookie. Sometime vodka come from potato. But potato better as pancake, I think. Ikon True Russian Vodka Your mother was right, My mother was right too. Its whats inside that counts!
