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True Russian Vodka is Not a Cookie:
And now a short memo from the Vice Chairwoman of Ikon True Russian Vodka Svetlana Oushumski Regarding the European Union's decision to expand the definition of vodka.
Hello vodka worker, vodka drinker, hello civilized world. This morning my husband Boris served me pelmani porridge in bed. Boris says to me EU has changed definition of vodka. Now Vodka is everything. It is bird. It is plane. It is even grape. Phooey, I say. I remember my father had vodka vineyard in Kharkov. Every, September we crush bucket of grapes for new vodka vintage. Such time we had. Phooey, Vodka is not Grape. Grape is wine, maybe sometime grappa but not vodka. E.U say that vodka is molasses. Last night I make Boris molasses cookie. "One smooth cookie, "Boris say. But Boris don't put in martini glass and drink it. Molasses is for cookie and Vodka is no cookie. True Russian Vodka, Real Russian Vodka comes from real Russian wheat. It not come by crushing grape in bucket or baking cookie. Sometime vodka come from potato. But potato better as pancake, I think. Ikon True Russian Vodka Your mother was right, My mother was right too. Its whats inside that counts!
Ikon True Russian Vodka Declines To Bid on Sale of Absolut Vodka
Russia, Dec 12, 2007
Ikon True Russian Vodka has issued a statement to counter several seconds of frenzied speculation by Russian vodka lovers; they will not bid in the upcoming auction of Absolut Vodka by the Swedish Government. Svetlana Zanko, vice Chairwoman of Ikon True Russian Vodka stated earlier today from her office in Kirov , Russia that Ikon True Russian Vodka would not be participating in the Absolut Vodka auction. Zanko said “we can not entertain a purchase of a vodka company which we absolutely have never heard of. With the plethora of vodkas on the market; it would be an up hill challenge to launch an unknown vodka from Sweden , when every vodka lover knows true vodka is always True Russian Vodka.” The vice chairwoman went on to state that she wishes the new fledgling company well and hopes that they are successfully bought. Zanko did remark that vodka like all things of great substance are found in their contents not in their package. Ikon True Russian Vodka is a quadruple distilled and filtered premium vodka without the premium vodka price. It has been awarded a Gold medal at the San Francisco Spirits Competition, 2007 Best Buy with www.Tastings.com in Chicago . Loved by the critics, adored by the consumer for being Russia ’s Smoothest Export; it really is what’s inside that counts! www.truerussianvodka.com
IKON TRUE RUSSIAN VODKA @ HOSPITALITY 2007
Ikon True Russian Vodka in association with Network Agencies and Tonik Distributors was showcased at British Columbia 's Hospitality 2007 tradeshow. The two day event allowed 100's of independent retailers, hoteliers, restaurateurs to sample and taste Russia's Smoothest Export Ikon True Russian Vodka. Quadruple distilled and filtered since 1862, Ikon True Russian Vodka broke through the ice and was a smash success amongst the trades most select buyers.
Try Ikon True Russian Vodka and see why It Is what's' Inside That Counts!
